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HSBC Brunei – The Best Customers Fuck Up Bank

Indeed it was. I can’t believe this local HSBC staffs who process my new replacement credit card are bunch of cunts. No communications with their own staffs and even read English at all. These people totally make my days like deep shit past few weeks and now making big fake promise telling me to pick up the card today that was reported missing and already cancel.

Although the primary plan was supposed to deliver to the Seria branch so I can pick up during the first week. It just I don’t know which smart ass fucker working in HSBC makes decision changing to deliver by courier services. Not only the stupid and dumb courier services fail to deliver, they even fail to call me if even ever sending over as well. This useless courier just delivers back to Jerudong HSBC branch like nothing happen. If I know who they are, I will definitely call and fucked them even post the name of the dumb company here. Fucking useless people!

This is not only the reason I am crazy mad about this, the HSBC even fail follow up my case when I already reported not receiving any credit card during the first week. I forget which lady name but she did verify my home address again and told me to be delivered by courier on the second week. Nothing happen.

Since there isn’t any single news, I have to make the call to HSBC call center to check myself again and suddenly telling me the courier might have deliver missing so they advise to cancel the card and told me to go back there to pick up the new replacement promise by today. YET AGAIN NONE! They fail to deliver the promise and telling me to wait again and again until next Tuesday. What’s more, grantee to arrive.

All this bullshit was supposed to be just more than one week only and sudden coming one month mess. I don’t know if this is because I am nobody, not rich enough and less money in the bank to get fewer customers attention. These HSBC cunts seriously fuck up my day leaving pile of dump load of shit that I have to be the one follow up cleaning up their ass job all by myself.

Again, again, again all mighty thanks to the bunch of stupid HSBC cunts (who process my credit card):

  • Making fuck up decision
  • Fake promising and lies
  • Wonderful pointless visit to Seria branch
  • I do their follow up fuck up shit jobs
  • Trusting too much on the useless courier service who doesn’t know how to use a phone call

FUCK YOU HSBC BRUNEI customer’s services! Thank you for wasting my entire weeks waiting!

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