Telbru Giving Free 10GB Anniversary

This morning I was shock when received Telbru email message saying I have 50% quota left. At first could be the torrent but it was impossible because I disable and block others using torrent at their PC. Secondly, some suspicious someone hacked into my router. No other mac address found in the list. So my last is to call immediately to report the issue. Well, it appears that Telbru giving a free 10GB quota for its anniversary. I’m not sure for anyone else but it was good. Still, the message need somewhat better way to separately its top-up quota warning in order to avoid misunderstanding in the future.

Japan Has Gundam Ready to Invade China

Sort of…LOL

The First Honest Cable Company

Massage Uncle II

I read about the new released on the massage uncle who done a quite good act on the video. You guys should check it out!

Mitt the Fantasy Guy

Sorry, but if this Mitt got elected. Good bye to America~! No one want to know how faithful you are, your people just want to know how can you fix the economics and having better living life.

The Best Middle Earth Safety Video

Every Choice is Always Bad Choice

Nin Nia Ma We Also Got Gardenia MA!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ricky Gervais on Noah's Ark

OH MY I laugh so hard on this one.

Jim Jeffries–Alcoholocaust

Warning! First of all, there are plenty of swearing and offensive materials especially on religious in this video. If you don’t like it, don’t watch. Don’t complain in the end that I never warned you!

Don’t Believe Something That is NOT TRUE! #1

Two days ago, I was having a conversation with my friend about our admin Malay girl possibility she is pregnant. He told me that probably she didn’t tell us because she will lose her baby if she told us instead to her husband or family. What the fuck? Time out! Time out! Say what again? You are telling me that if she tells us first she will lose her pregnancy?

Where the fuck did he gets this kind of rumor from? Is this from the Malay culture or what? He told me that this is true and even applied to the Chinese as well. You know what. BULLSHIT! This is the stupidest traditions joke ever heard in my life. I don’t know whom he gets this rumor from. I bet this person who has sense of humor is trying to scare the couples or women in the past and suddenly passes down to the next generation. Now I can remember why many of my cousins kept quiet about their pregnancy in the previously before telling the families and cousins.

I don’t understand why people are so easily continue to fall this kind of false rumors. If you were going to lose your baby or pregnancy, it will be the doctors who bring misfortune. Why? Because they will be the first who verify and told you are pregnant! Not you!

I Just Had Sex

Slap Chop Rap

OMG, this is really hilarious. (source: DHADM)

Woman Can’t Live Without Shark Fins Soup

LOL! If you have watch the lady missed the flight in the Hong Kong airport. How about a woman can’t live without a soup?

Boy in Maid

if you are looking for partners in Japan. Watch out for traps! LOL!!! Source from Danny Choo.

Gaijin Sushi Conveyor

Found this while dropping by in Marvin (v.i.a Danny Choo) website. I find it funny and very creative done by the foreigner. I don’t know if it’s legal doing it in Japan actually, but the video does show each different persons react when seeing the camera in the sushi conveyor. I like this idea, really.

Man Gets Nut Stuck On Penis

After reading it, I can’t imagine how hurt it going to be. But I have to say, this guy in early 20’s is definitely stupid thinking about making his penis long. He worried too much on his size and length which almost nearly lead him losing his penis putting a heavy welding nut. I can’t stop laughing and feel sorry for his guy ended up on the news.

 

It would appear the news did not reach one poor Malaysian man, who in an effort to increase his size, put a heavy welding nut on his penis and then accidentally got an erection which almost lead to him losing his penis.

The unnamed welder in his 20’s was attempting to lengthen his penis before his engagement next week by placing a heavy welding nut on then end of his penis in hopes it would stretch him out and make him longer.

During the process he gave himself an erection which caused the nut to become stuff on his penis, forcing him to call for help.

Fire and Rescue arrived on the scene but where unable to assist the man and were forced to take him to the hospital.

Sultanah Aminah hospital staff had to removed the top layer of his penis in order to get the welding nut off the poor guys penis.

 

Even if my penis is born that small, I will never think about going for enlargement. You won’t know what might going to cause your entire life. I know every man what to have a great sex with your partners. But best to value your life rather than risking your only value alive penis.

 

Source @ Weird Asia News

Happy Tree Friends - Petunia's Summer Smoochie

This one is nice!

 

Happy Tree Friends - Spare Me

I love Happy Tree Friends cartoon. Well, especially when how they die and suffer. XD Here's the latest one upload from Youtube.

 

Just A Number

 

I thought what the hell with that promotion slogan from Telbru yesterday when my friend told me about it. It was actually referring to its rival currently promoting its 3G broadband internet services. I do agree these are just numbers, BUT they are better yours, Telbru, as it can carry around and yours can’t. I’m not actually helping and fanboy or something. It just that this idiot simply forgets their fucks up internet service not long ago which happen last month who causes NO internet in the whole country and people who can surf are actually using just numbers. Telbru should be shame on themselves before thinking this kind of slogan.